sugar-mortem:

Who hired this crew?!
itsludar
NO THIS ONE IS A GIF SET LOL

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DARK HELMET: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?

SANDURZ: Now. You’re looking at now. Everything that happens now is happening now.

DARK HELMET: And then?

SANDURZ: We passed then.

DARK HELMET: When?

SANDURZ: Just now. We’re at now, now.

DARK HELMET: Go back to then.

SANDURZ:  When?

DARK HELMET: Now.

SANDURZ: Now?

DARK HELMET: Now!

SANDURZ: I can’t. We missed it.

DARK HELMET: When?

SANDURZ: Just now.

(Source: cimness)

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It’s not my responsibility to have a personal life that everybody’s comfortable with.
Angelina Jolie (via xo-jolie)
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waldosbestfriend replied to your post:

People always keep their shoes on and I just look at them until they take it off (moved to NJ from WI)

It doesn’t surprise me that WI shoe practices resemble Scandinavian ones :)

theragnarokd:

lady-socrates:

alongcameatom:

daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person

lets be honest here how many parents do you think are on tumblr? 

the question is: 

how many FUTURE parents are on tumblr? At least some, and then it matters

*parent on tumblr waving hi*

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arinjaeger:

adorable werecousins in leather jackets!!!!

arinjaeger:

adorable werecousins in leather jackets!!!!

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greenglowsgold said: 

Depends. What kind of pie?

Why not? If it’s a fruit pie, it might not be that bad for you. Or mincemeat, something like that. If you have milk or some other kind of protein with it, that should be healthy enough.

Blackberry pie!

I decided to start off with turkey bacon and cereal, and then I’ll move onto the pie :)

The shoe pile near my front door. Probably a left-over habit from living in WI, where there was lots of snow and almost everyone I knew had carpet. See how most of the shoes are on the tile and only a couple are on the carpet? If there were fewer shoes, they’d all be on the tile. Only fancy shoes live anywhere other than next to the door. We only wear shoes in the house during parties. Regular guests planning to stay awhile tend to see the shoe pile and also take off their shoes, without us having to ask.

I probably shouldn’t have pie for breakfast, huh?

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ninjagiry:

I love “Be Our Guest” because it’s basically a whole gigantic music number saying “Aw you’re sad? It’s okay. Food exists. Eat everything. Eat until the feelings go away.”

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When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god.
Melanie Exler strengthenizer  (via mirroir)

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pterawaters:

mkaniart:

Okay but hear me out guys… Deputy Hale.

Eh?  Ehhh??

*cough, cough*
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saucefactory:

THE GREAT AND INDEFATIGABLE SPIKE: OR, THE FIRST CHARACTER THAT TAUGHT ME THAT I AM, INDEED, SNARKSEXUAL. (OKAY, NO, THAT WAS STEERPIKE. WHOSE NAME IS ACTUALLY RATHER SIMILAR TO SPIKE’S. BUT SPIKE WAS THE FIRST CHARACTER IN POPULAR MEDIA TO HELP ME REALIZE MY SNARKSEXUALITY.)

(Source: elizabetbennet)

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saucefactory:

THE APPEARANCE OF THE LEGENDARY CHEST-HAIR. I AM SLAIN.

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